God nor Nature intended this

French bulldog pregnant female
black and white pet portrait

“It seemed like a good idea at the time”, said Girl.
Girl is pregnant. 
Girl is her name, and her name is the least anthropomorphic thing about her.
It’s a statement of fact, albeit a bit confusing when one is trying to give praise to the other dogs who also are genetically female (though I suspect one of them identifies as a male). 
Soon she will give birth to a half dozen things that God nor Nature ever intended to exist. 
French bulldogs are genetic catastrophes, a collection of traits that Natural Selection is constantly trying to weed out… 
…and they are absolutely adorable. 
…and they remind me of the eventual destiny of our own species. 
Hopefully we’ll be similarly cute and hopefully we will have good masters who take care of our every need. 


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